New error pages

1 files changed, 29 insertions, 118 deletions

diff --git a/404.php b/404.php
index bf9453a8..45f12e2f 100755
--- a/404.php
+++ b/404.php
@@ -1,121 +1,32 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html>
-<html>
-	<meta charset="UTF-8">
-	<head>
-		<title>404</title>
-		<style type="text/css">
-		       
-		  html, body {
-				margin: 0px;
-				padding: 0px;
-				width: 100%;
-				height: 100%;
-				text-align: center;
-				background-color: black;
-			        color: red;
-			        background-image: url(/stylesheets/img/7.gif), url(/stylesheets/img/idx2.gif);
-			        background-repeat: no-repeat, repeat;
-			background-size: contain, auto;
-			background-position: right top, left top;
-		        
-			}
-		       
-		  html {background: black!important;background-image: url(/stylesheets/img/7.gif)!important;background-repeat: no-repeat!important;background-size: contain!important;background-position: right top!important;}
-
-			#head {
-				font-size: 100px;
-				font-weight: 900;
-				font-family: sans-serif;
-				background-color: black;
-			        border-radius: 50px;
-			        padding: 25px;
-			        position: relative;
-			        top: calc(50% - .6em);
-			        display: inline-block;
-			        width: 2em;
-			        margin: 0 auto;
-			        height: 0.9em;
-			        animation: spin 3.2s infinite linear, flash 0.4s infinite linear;
-			        -webkit-animation: spin 3.2s infinite linear, flash 0.4s infinite linear;
-		  		box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px black;
+<title>404</title>
+<style type="text/css">
+body {
+		margin: 0 !important;
+		padding: 0px !important;
+	 overflow-x:hidden!important;
+		 background-size: cover !important;
+		 background-color: #222  !important;
+		 background-image:
+			 url(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0xu6C22f1qbj9bko1_500.gif);
+		 background-repeat: no-repeat !important;
+		 background-position: 0!important;
+		 background-attachment: fixed !important;
+		 background-size: cover !important;
 }
-			@keyframes spin {
-			        0%  {-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);}
-			        100% {-moz-transform: rotate(360deg);}   
-			}
-			@-webkit-keyframes spin {
-			        0%  {-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);}
-			        100% {-moz-transform: rotate(360deg);}   
-			}
-		        @keyframes flash {
-		   0% {width: 5em;}
-		  100% {width: 2em;}
-		  }
-			#head span
-			{
-				position: relative;
-				bottom: 30%;
-			}
-			
-		       .blink {
-			        animation: blink 0.4s linear infinite;
-			        -webkit-animation: blink 0.4s linear infinite;
-			        color: white;
-                                font-size: 50px;
-			        position: absolute;
-			       top: calc(50% - 0.5em);
-			width: 100%;
-			left: 0px;
-			z-index: 2;
-			font-family: helvetica;
-			font-weight: 800;
-			letter-spacing: 0.2em;
-			text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px black;
-			
-			}
-			@keyframes blink {
-			        0% { letter-spacing: 0.4em; font-size: 60px;}
-		                100% {letter-spacing: 0.2em; font-size: 50px;}
-			}
-			@-webkit-keyframes blink {
-			        to { visibility: hidden; }
-			}
+</style>
+</head>
 
-			iframe {
-				width: 75%;
-				height: 75%;
-				margin: auto auto;
-				display: block;
-				border: none;
-			}
-		</style>
-		<script type="text/javascript">
-		        var colors = ["rgb(255, 0, 0)","rgb(255, 0, 255)","rgb(0, 0, 255)","rgb(0, 255, 255)","rgb(0, 255, 0)","rgb(255, 255, 0)"];
-			function seizure(){
-			if (document.title == "404 | PARTY")
-			    document.title = "404 | HARD";
-			else document.title = "404 | PARTY";
-			var i = colors[Math.floor(Math.random()*colors.length)];
-			while(i == document.getElementById("head").style.color)
-			{
-			   i = colors[Math.floor(Math.random()*colors.length)];
-			}
-			document.getElementById("head").style.color = i;
-			//document.body.style.backgroundColor = i;
-			
-		}
-		</script>
-	</head>
-	<body onload="window.setInterval('seizure()', 400);">
-	        <span class="blink">PARTY HARD</span>
-		<span id="head"><span>404</span><br/></span>
-		<iframe id="video"></iframe>
-		
-		  <audio autoplay loop>
-		    <source src="/audio/48kbps.ogg" type="audio/ogg">
-		      <source src="/audio/48kbps.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
-			Your browser does not support the audio element.
-			</audio> 
-		
-	</body>
+<body>
+<center><!--<img src="/static/lain_2_090.jpg"/>-->
+<marquee scrollamount="40"><h1><p style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size:30px; color: white;">WHOOPS</p></h1></marquee>
+<p style="color: blue;background:black">There's nothing here</p>
+<p style="color: red;background:black">it's a 404</p>
+<br /> <br />
+<audio autoplay loop>
+<source src="/static/duvet.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
+<source src="/static/duvet.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
+</audio>
+</center>
+</body>
 </html>
+